🧿 Am I Trippin? Bot
a private reality-check for when your brain is loud
This isn’t therapy.
This isn’t coaching.
This isn’t motivation.
This is what you open when you’re spiraling, stuck, annoyed, second-guessing yourself, or replaying something that probably isn’t that deep… but feels loud anyway.
You don’t need a big breakthrough.
You need perspective. Fast.
This is for you if:
You’ve ever thought…
• “Am I overreacting or is this actually annoying?”
• “Why can’t I stop thinking about this?”
• “Do I need to do something right now… or can this wait?”
• “I just want someone to tell me if this makes sense.”
You’re not confused because you lack intelligence.
You’re confused because your brain is doing too much at once.
This tool exists to help thoughts land instead of keep moving.
What this bot actually does
🧿 Reality-checks your thoughts
Without shaming you or telling you what to do.
🧿 Names what’s happening clearly
So your brain stops spinning trying to figure it out.
🧿 Reduces pressure
Before you make a decision you didn’t need to make yet.
🧿 Gives you one grounded next step
Or permission to pause entirely.
No homework.
No fixing.
No “you should.”
What it does not do
✕ It does not coach you
✕ It does not therapize you
✕ It does not push action
✕ It does not optimize your life
✕ It does not turn feelings into projects
This is a containment tool, not a transformation program.
How it feels to use
Like texting a friend who’s calm, clear, and not trying to impress you.
Sometimes it’ll say:
“You’re not trippin.”
Sometimes it’ll say:
“Okay, let’s zoom out.”
Sometimes it’ll say:
“This makes sense… and also doesn’t need to be this loud.”
Always without judgment.
You don’t need to know what to say
You can:
• ramble
• be messy
• be short
• start mid-thought
• say “I don’t even know, but…”
The bot is designed to work with unfinished thoughts, not polished explanations.
This tool is built for moments like:
• right after something embarrassing
• when someone irritated you and you’re still mad hours later
• when a decision feels urgent but probably isn’t
• when you’re replaying a conversation on loop
• when you just need to know if you’re being dramatic or perceptive
It’s situational on purpose.
You open it when you need it.
You close it when you’re done.
Why it works
Because relief doesn’t come from more insight.
It comes from clarity + containment.
This bot is designed to:
• lower cognitive load
• interrupt spirals
• reduce urgency
• help you feel steadier in the moment
Nothing more. Nothing less.
Pricing
🧿 $12 one-time purchase
No subscriptions.
No upsells.
No pressure.
You’re buying a tool you can come back to whenever your brain gets loud again.
Final note
You’re not broken.
You don’t need fixing.
You don’t need to “do better.”
Sometimes you just need someone to say:
“Yeah… let’s look at this calmly.”
That’s what this is for. 🧿
